December 2009
It’s fear of the unknown. The unknown is what it is. And to be frightened of it is what sends everybody scurrying around chasing dreams, illusions, wars, peace, love, hate, all that—it’s all illusion. Unknown is what it is. Accept that it’s unknown and it’s plain sailing. Everything is unknown—then you’re ahead of the game. That’s what it is. Right?
I remember a song
Doon po sa amin
Bayan ng San Roque
May nagkatuwaan apat na pulubi
Sumayaw ang PILAY
nanood ang BULAG
Umawit ang PIPI
nakinig ang BINGI
nice conversation
cherubicmonster:
shotgundiscolove:
poopies:
rawrmeanslove:
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and …
Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student :...
Milo Interview
Juan: "Kinuha ko ang comercial ng Milo kaso bagsak."
Berto: "Bakit?"
Juan: "Tinanong pa naman ako kung ano ang ibig sabihin ng milo kaya sabi ko....
M: Masarap
I: Inumin
L: Lasang
O: Ovaltine
Sabi nila tao daw ako....pero d ko maintindihan...
Always Cautious
A car hits an old lady while she is crossing a street. She experiences only Minor injuries. The driver protests ” Its not my fault I am a very cautious driver, I have been driving for 6 years.” and the old lady protests ” Its not my fault either I have been walking for 60 years.”
Rapid Improvement
Son: "Mother I got the top third score in my exam! Let's go buy a cake to celebrate!"
Mother: "Oh, my dear child, I'm so proud of you. You've really shown a lot of improvement
Son: "Thanks, mom."
Mother: "By the way, How many students did you say took the exam?"
Son: "Um......A total of three students took the exam"
Historical Event
His teacher askd John: "What important event happened in 1809?"
John answered: "Abraham Lincoln was born"
Teacher: "Very good then what happened in 1812?"
John: "Abraham Lincoln became three years old"
Tulog na ako!!! nyt2 xD
Can't Sleep
A man can't sleep so he went to a doctor
Doctor: how about you try to count 1-2 000
The Next day:
Doctor: did it work
Man: no
Doctor: Why!?!
Man: Because when I was already in 1 000 I became very sleepy so I went out to drink some Coffee
Library
“What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked. “Nine A.M.” came the reply. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?” “Not until nine A.M.?” the man asked in a disappointed voice. “No, not till nine A.M.!” the librarian said. “Why do you want to get...
A Filipino, Chinese, American was asked what will...
They answered:
American: I will go on a European Tour
Chinese: I will open a hotel
Filipino: sleep again maybe I will get lucky and see another million when I wake up
bf & gf fight
BF: I love you, ikaw, mahal mo ba ako??
GF: hindi
BF: Waiter, bill yung sa akin lang
GF: ahh, wait I love you to
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– If nothing goes right go left
“You’re…
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my...”
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